Based on the premise that the world looks better after a few drinks, Professor Fate has created an

Ocular Beautification Device

Worn like a set of goggles, the device renders all that you see more beautiful than before. Your old steam carriage will appear to be the latest model. Your spouse will appear to be more beautiful than on your wedding day. A woman’s jiggle fun parts will appear larger and tighter, as will a mans “Man servant”. Your squalid home will become a castle, and all your meals will be fit for a king.

Ocular Beautification Device: Makes everyday a bright and shiny one.

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Thanks to Tony Millionaire and Drinky Crow for giving me the idea.

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